oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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