I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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