I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
