I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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