just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So here I am, sexting at work.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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