What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
