Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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