she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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