it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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