Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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