she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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