All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
