she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
