Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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