Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My room smells like vodka and shame
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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