I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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