Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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