That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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