Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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