didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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