I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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