just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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