North Korea, Best Korea!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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