Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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