belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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