zippers are such a cool invention
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You don't make any sense
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