He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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