that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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