He asked to "fluff my boner.."
now i know why i became what i already was.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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