This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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