i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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