How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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