some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just gargled with NyQuil
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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