just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can feel your judgement through the phone
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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