Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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