"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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