I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
