Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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