Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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