You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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