is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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