There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Panties = found
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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