? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I died a long time ago.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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