This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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