Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You know, be my cock's hype man.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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