UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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