Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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