her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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