we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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