Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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