My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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