Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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