I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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