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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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